Sorry to Disappoint...

But no corn cob fucking here! Disturbed? Confused? Read on...

One of the coolest things about having a site meter on this blog is it shows me the referring page of each visitor. For example, if someone comes over by clicking on Emily's blog, site meter will list her blog as the referring page.

The cool part is it reveals all the Google seaches that refer people to this page. For example, when I posted about the "Jobs for John" website, I got about two visits a day for awhile by people doing a "jobs for John" search on Google.

Sometimes, Google will refer people to my blog because several unrelated blog entries have the key words they entered into their Google search. for example, I got about four hits for people looking for a strippers in Baton Rogue for a bachelor party. Why? Because I blogged one day about the Baton Rogue bus boycott and then three days later about not wanting strippers at my bachelor party.

But the best is the freak who entered the Google search "corn cob fucking" and arrived at my web page ( Click here to see Site meter's report about this referral). Be it a meathead looking for strippers, or a freak head looking for some good old fashioned corn cob fucking, I'm sure people who use Google are pretty disappointed when they get to my blog.

And for cripes sake. I always figured the interenet had something for everyone, no matter how obscure, brilliant, or deviant his or her needs. But corn cob fucking? I don't know. I think the guy might have exhausted the web's capabilities with that one...